$7 each
The Official Sticker Pack
Die-cut vinyl attitude for laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and anything else testing your patience.
Mascot or F*CKSAKE wordmark
CKSAKEWEAR THE BREAKDOWNF*CKSAKE
F*CKSAKE
MERCH.
For the laptop, the desk, and the person holding it together by one very irritated thread.
WANT TO ORDER?For now, please email your order to info@fcksake.com. A better online ordering page is coming once the first items are ready.
$25 / $30
The Daily Exasperation Tee
A black unisex tee for days when saying it out loud would get you invited to another meeting.
S–XL: $25 · 2XL–4XL: $30
$12
The Pocket-Sized Meltdown
A durable mascot keychain for every set of keys you have definitely not misplaced again.
Die-cut angry asterisk mascot
$22
The Desk-Rage Mousepad
A compact landing zone for your mouse—and the hand you use to close yet another unnecessary pop-up.
16 × 11 in · Mascot + F*CKSAKE wordmark
$18
The Not-Today Mug
A sturdy ceramic mug for coffee, tea, and meetings that should have been an email.
15 oz ceramic · Mascot + NOT TODAY.
$26
The Embroidered Exasperation Cap
A low-profile warning sign for days when your facial expression is doing all the talking.
Structured black cap · Embroidered mascot
$65
The Heavyweight Breakdown Hoodie
A premium heavyweight workwear pullover built for cold jobsites, long nights, and fully justified frustration.
Mascot chest print · Giant sleeve-to-sleeve FCKSAKE back print
$8
The Road-Rage Decal
Weatherproof attitude for your back window, toolbox, or whatever just cut you off.
Weatherproof die-cut vinyl · Mascot + wordmark
$65
The Holding-It-Together Tumbler
A premium rugged tumbler that keeps your drink at the right temperature while everything else goes sideways.
30 oz · Vacuum-insulated stainless steel
$20
The F*ck-Sake-in-Progress Desk Sign
A freestanding office boundary marker for those moments when interruption would be a terrible idea.
Freestanding desktop sign · Full-color mascotFIRST DROP
Sticker it. Wear it. Slam your mouse on it.
Final colors, materials, and shipping details will be announced before orders open.